"Today, someone from an insurance company came to sell me a policy, and I ended up signing it." Because of her honest and kind nature, my wife is easily persuaded by aggressive sales tactics. Every night, she brings women home for sex with our super lecherous father. This time, I had to leave them both at home while I went on a 2-day, 3-night business trip. To say I wasn't anxious would be a lie; in fact, I was only anxious, couldn't focus on work, and couldn't sleep at night for three days. Then, the worst future I imagined became reality...
