Even though no one says 'welcome home' when I return to my rented apartment, I always say 'I'm home.' One day—. Me: 'I'm home...'?? 'Welcome home!' Me: 'Huh? Who?' Mama from the neighborhood: 'From today on, I'm your mom! Be as spoiled as you want with me!' Suddenly appearing at my house is a young J-system mom with a maternal aura, giving breast milk handjobs, backflows, and baby role-play sex! If you keep saying 'I'm home,' she might appear in your house too?
