I returned to my wife's parents' home after a long time. When I got into the bath, there was no shampoo, so my mother-in-law brought some for me instead of my wife and offered to wash my back. I refused but ended up letting her do it. While she was washing me, I told her that my wife and I were sexless. My mother-in-law said 'I'm sorry on behalf of my daughter,' and a moment of silence passed…
