Do you really want to become a nurse? Yeah, I do. Don't spout nonsense! Why? Look, right now big brother has bandages on both hands and can't wash his dick in the bath. Can you wipe my dick clean with wet wipes? Sure, I will. What if it gets hard while you're wiping it and because my hands are useless you're told to jerk me off? Does that kind of thing happen? Of course it does! The patients are after your huge tits!
