VEC-717 Joining the neighborhood association so I can have your wife, countering persistent recruitment with an on-duty waitress strike back Ran Matsuno

After finishing my move, I was sorting through my belongings when a pair claiming to be from the neighborhood association showed up. One was a seemingly gentle middle-aged man, and the other had an obviously voluptuous figure even through her clothes. When I listened to them for a bit, they turned out to be members of the neighborhood association, persistently trying to recruit me. From the beginning, I had no intention of joining seriously and just planned to brush it off casually. But seeing such a great body, lewd thoughts came to mind, so I decided to demand an unreasonable exchange condition: "If your wife will let me have her, then I'll consider joining."