VEC-746 I'm joining the neighborhood association, so I'll let my wife handle it. Countering persistent sales pitches with a new waitress strike back. Rio Oikawa

A neighborhood association recruiter came to my place shortly after I moved in. The woman explaining the association's details had breasts that were too voluptuous, swaying with every lean forward and stealing my gaze. Initially, I planned to listen half-heartedly and decline right away, but seeing such a sexy body, I couldn't just ignore it. With a burning feeling, I said, "If I can have sex with your wife, I'll consider joining" and presented it as a condition.