IPZZ-832 Even if something unpleasant happens, it becomes 'I'm only friends with a shut-in gamer girl I met online and we're having nasty sex.'

This is a great age. If you're a shut-in who only plays online games and your only friends are on the internet, if you happen to become close with a beautiful girl in a game, she'll meet you without any reservations. Beautiful girls who only have me as a real-life friend are inhabitants of the net world, so they can freely alter common sense from the real world. Even if I have a bad day with annoying stuff, I can fuck around with convenient weeaboos all I want, so it doesn't bother me at all. Plus… seeing how dependent she's gotten on aphrodisiacs lately, it might even be possible for her to become my boyfriend. What a time to be alive.