I just slammed my resignation letter on this shitty job. High from the relief of being freed from overwork, I skipped my way home, but it seems I was followed by some unknown J-system girl. "Uncle, aren't you unemployed? Let me stay at your place" What the hell is up with this little bitch!? I was finally going to enjoy my single slow life, but now I'll be forced into handjobs whenever there's free time and have my semen milked 24/7, starting a hellish life of wasting food...!
